Hat breeding is sorta like a combination of monster rancher styled mixing with inbreeding, the results are not always the best.
NEWS:
While I work on Volume 2 in the background, I will be doing some of thees “Ask Hatticus” comics, where you guys have the opportunity to ask him anything you’d like to know something about.. and when I say anything, I do mean ANYTHING! Go ahead and shoot him a question and see what he replies in one of the upcoming comics! Go AX HIM QUESTION! or ask him on his Twitter. I figured this could be a fun an interactive activity to do with you guys!
Don’t forget to check out the other project I’m actively working on as well:

↓ Transcript
Anonymous asked:
How exactly does your
family work? Are you guys all
different styles of hats, or
different articles of clothing?
Hatticus: My lineage is a vast line of hats,
but each of us are very different!
Most people believe we are created
by hatters, or manufactured on
an assembly line. This is
inCORRECT!
hat breeding is much more
like pulling a rabbit from...
well, my ass really. It’s a
magical experience... but you
have no idea what you’ll get!
For instance, my top hat father
and wool bucket hat mother
created me... and... whatever
the hell my brother ended up
being...
How exactly does your
family work? Are you guys all
different styles of hats, or
different articles of clothing?
Hatticus: My lineage is a vast line of hats,
but each of us are very different!
Most people believe we are created
by hatters, or manufactured on
an assembly line. This is
inCORRECT!
hat breeding is much more
like pulling a rabbit from...
well, my ass really. It’s a
magical experience... but you
have no idea what you’ll get!
For instance, my top hat father
and wool bucket hat mother
created me... and... whatever
the hell my brother ended up
being...




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