If anyone has “emojis” installed on their iPhones, you’ll know what emoji this joke is about. I love throwing in the flex at the end of sentences, even if they don’t initially sound douchey… the text always becomes so with it at the end.
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↓ Transcript
[ Text from Douche Bro to Cadence ]
Douche Bro: YO. U WANNA GO 2 DINNER?
MY TREAT *Flex*
Cadence: Sure! Can we go to that
new French restaurant?
Douche Bro: GURL WE CAN DO WHATEVER
YOU WANT *Flex*
-----
Autumn: Why does he keep
typing muscle flexes
for Punctuation?
Cadence: He thinks “texting
is girly,” probably
feels like it mans up
his replies.
Autumn: Here... let
me reply.
[ Text to Douche Bro ]
Sounds great *Flex* Let’s meet
around 8 *Flex* (You know, the
number 6 inches bigger
than your dick *Flex* )
Douche Bro: YO. U WANNA GO 2 DINNER?
MY TREAT *Flex*
Cadence: Sure! Can we go to that
new French restaurant?
Douche Bro: GURL WE CAN DO WHATEVER
YOU WANT *Flex*
-----
Autumn: Why does he keep
typing muscle flexes
for Punctuation?
Cadence: He thinks “texting
is girly,” probably
feels like it mans up
his replies.
Autumn: Here... let
me reply.
[ Text to Douche Bro ]
Sounds great *Flex* Let’s meet
around 8 *Flex* (You know, the
number 6 inches bigger
than your dick *Flex* )
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